- searched in my purse for my keys with my right hand… while holding my keys in my left hand

- forgot that my last name changed (you know, four years ago…)

- put the sheets in the dryer and walked away without turning it on

- got out of my car at the grocery store before turning it off

- while playing a game on my phone wondered if I had gotten any text messages and turned to look for my phone… that I was playing a game on…

- walked up to our closed gate without punching in the gate-code for it to open and had to turn around and walk back to the key pad

- while counting the months outloud to my friend said, “december, october… wait, i mean january…”

- forgot that we were allowed to have a half-page “cheat sheet” for one of my finals

- forgotten all of the other air-head things that i was going to tell you about

yep… these are just this week. pregnancy brain is real, y’all.