toddler: poo in here
me: are you pooping?
toddler: yeah i pookin
— Andy Rooney (via relovingit)
Kiiiiind of over tumblr right now… nbd.
They’re almost done… PTL.
But old man river is STILL sassing me- now about moving stuff back in.
Watch your back old man…
We’re getting new carpet today- YAY!!!
Strange men are manhandling my belongings- KILL ME.
Also, the old man running the job made some sassy comments that almost got him slapped. I am 9 months pregnant, do NOT get sassy with me. We’re paying them to move our furniture etc. and he didn’t tell his workers that so they showed up like uhhh we weren’t expecting furniture and then old man river showed up and got all sassy about all the stuff that was still in the house. EVEN THOUGH I’ve spent my last 24 hours moving 99% of the small things and last night my husband and his friend moved the fridge and the 3 biggest/heaviest pieces of furniture AND I took apart our whole crib. He was IN my house when I asked him if they would move everything for us- he looked around and went, yeah we can do that for you. Aaaaand then cue sassy old man comments… no no no…
So yeah, I’m never flying again.
no you ate popcicles for dinner